Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
Super subtitles that are far from natural
[hisses at lucifer]
I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.
Smack him with it.
Throw it at his face
No, this is why women survive longer than men.
WHAT. NO. STOP.
Natural selection is coming for you